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Espresso Gorilla Head Hoodie L
$34.99
800 Pound Gorilla
Fall is for sitting by the fire with friends, making s'mores, and talking about who would survive the longest in a zombie apocalypse. If your friend group isn't doing that then I don't know what you're doing, but you all definitely need this heavy weight, cotton blend hoodie to keep you warm by the fire on those chilly autumnal nights. Note: Smell of campfires and memories with your best buds is not included with purchase.
Ape Awakening Tee 2XL
$27.99
800 Pound Gorilla
Black tees are an essential to anyone's wardrobe, especially if you need to blend into darkness. Are you planning on being in a cliché horror movie situation where you need to hide from the monster in a giant, abandoned, and dark mansion but end up making the worst decision possible and run towards danger instead of hiding? Maybe... I don't know. Our 100% cotton Comfort Colors tee makes hiding in the dark easy, but for added fun, it's got our twist on an iconic painting on it. How fun!
Gorilla Head Tee: Black M
$24.99
800 Pound Gorilla
When people see you wearing this tee from a distance, they will probably think you're wearing a cool band tee from some underground indie rock band. Upon closer inspection, they will see that this shirt is cooler than any band merch will ever be. Our goriall head logo on this 100% cotton Comfort Colors tee will always be a conversation starter for you and your buds.
Gorilla Head Tee: Brick XL
$24.99
800 Pound Gorilla
You might think to yourself that this is just another tee, but this 100% cotton Comfort Colors tee is anything but ordinary. This breathable and soft tee will only get better with age, and not to mention that this color will almost certainly never go out of style. It's easy to pair this tee with a pair of blue jeans, khakis, or even the snow pants that I keep in my car to protect my legs as I fend off the rabid squirrels in the parking lot of my apartment complex.
Dad Hat Grey
$27.99
800 Pound Gorilla
Do you like corny jokes? Do you fall asleep in your living room recliner? Would you call yourself a grill master? If you said yes to any of these, you might be a stereotypical dad and you need our new dad hat. Our Under Armour cotton blend hat is made with moisture wicking technology for those brutal summer days spent mowing the lawn. With our logo stitched right on the front and two color variations, this piece will have all of your friends asking "Is that your dad's hat?".
Banana Tee True Navy / L
$24.99
800 Pound Gorilla
Breathable... soft... relaxed fit.... and did we mention it's got a big ole banana on it? If you're looking for the next best addition to your wardrobe then look no further than our 100% ring-spun cotton Comfort Colors Banana t-shirt. It's got everything you could want in a t-shirt: armholes, a neck hole, and a fun design. We didn't stop there, though. It comes in two different colors. Yeah... we freaking did that. Grab yours now and go bananas.